don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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