k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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