We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
tell me about the fingering
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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