you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
