I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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