Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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