did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
