Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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