You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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