Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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