I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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