But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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