I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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