Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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