He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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