hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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