Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
