what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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