I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
