Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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