we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
