Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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