You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
