Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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