Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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