Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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