I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
