Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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