I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
What a dumb baby whore.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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