I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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