I want to stick my p in your. b.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is wine microwaveable?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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