I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
