He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm always down for nudity.
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