Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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