i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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