For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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