...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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