So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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