Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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