I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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