No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize