It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
