i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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