ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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