He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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