i was rollin on her like bob the builder
In America we eat man semen.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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