I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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