just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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