You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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