I hate your face
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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