Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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