Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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