He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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