didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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