and my herpes radar will keep us safe
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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