Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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