It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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