How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My dick has a subreddit
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
