Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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