My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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