Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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